lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

(via xrosegarden)

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via lipstickyourway)

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stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability, via phobias)

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mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

let’s play “how many times can my OTP look at each other like that without kissing until I throw a chair at my TV”

(via ijustkeeponbreathing)